THE WANTED AD
LIKE TO RUN YOUR OWN BUSINESS?
Although the Cultcha Shop is up and running, it is hardly doing big business. Making money is not the highest priority on this site and running a site shop successfully is fairly time consuming. The shop, however, does have tremendous potential. We are, therefore looking for someone to take it over, run and develop it and make it a more useful part of the site. We are open to all ideas and will give the fullest support. We would, however, expect that whoever took it over would run it pretty autonomously. Interested? Drop us an e-mail (link in credits section, below.) Oh, by the way, you probably need to live in or be prepared to visit Amsterdam. See, already it is looking good.

SPONSOR OUR PAPER PUBLICATIONS
Yes, we also do publications you canwipe your bottom on. In 2001 we published 'The Book of the Newspaper of the Website of the Dream' which was the whole of the web edition of issue one of Coffeehouse Culture. We advertised it extensively on the site but before we could even get it into the bookshops, we sold the whole print run. It was only 2000 copies so it was no big deal. We would like to do a reprint, more professionally produced, to sell through Amazon and bookshops. We would also like to produce a book edition of issue two. Although we would consider a regular publishing deal we are more interested in handling this project ourselves, working through sponsorship or on some other basis. Once again, we are very open to ideas.

CLOSE THIS FLOATING BOX
Taking the Culture to New Highs
Join us
in the
city of
dreams,
and
dreamers
-- just
being
FREE
Amsterdam, cannabis, consciousness and culture
Direct to
you from
the Nether
Regions
where we
are
creating
a better
future
IN
ISSUE TWO
OF
Coffeehouse
Culture

White punks
on Skunk
meet the
Gene Genie
in
Techno-Hell
IN DEFIANCE
OF SCIENCE
Special report

Before we could
dance, we had to
walk. And it took
us decades to
get down
THE
LONG AND
WINDING
ROAD
Two parts of
our book-length
history of the
alternative
culture

All the dope
on . . . er . . .
dope with
CUPDATE
The Cannabis Cup
as it has never
been reported
before. Two
long articles.
THE GIGGLING GOURMET
Cannabis Cookery
GREENFINGER
Our
giggling gardener
and
THE
COFFEESHOP
CREEPER
with more
insider news
from the
coffeeshops

Welcome to the new, upgraded Coffeehouse
Culture
site. Congratgulations on making it
through the entry tunnel.
You really deserve a prize but this probably
isn't quite what you had in mind.
But, hey, it's better than nothing.
AT LEAST IT'S
OUTRAGEOUS & FULL OF BAD TASTE
TOTALLY DECADENT
PACKED FULL O' WITH WIT, ENGLISH
HUMOUR AND OTHER DESPERATE
PLOYS TO KEEP YOUR ATTENTION

NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS
THE CULTCHA SHOP
Impress your friends and enhance your social life wih
more material possessions

READ READ MORE VISIT
Maintaining
our high
standards of
self-abuse,
over-indulgence
and degenerate
tastelessness.

ISSUE TWO
And a dark
shadow spread
across all the
land bringing
with it pestilence,
poverty and other
long words.

ISSUE ONE
Accolades to
the acolytes
and virgins for
all. How to
become a
complete and
utter initiate.

THE INNER SANCTUM
...
SPEND CRUISE HIT
Salve your
sore bits with
some superficial,
pointless and
totally unfulfilling
material
possessions.

THE CULTCHA SHOP
For that Grand
Canyon experience.
The shelves are
high, the aisles
are empty and
there's no one to
hear the echoes.

THE ARCHIVES
It could almost
say: 'For that
Grand Canyon
experience.'
Except it isn't
that sort of trail,
is it.

THE TRAILERS.
.....
VISIT THINK SEEK
'Go To Jail. Go
immediately to jail.
Do not pass 'Go'
and do not collect
$200.' But get
some of the best
drugs around.

VIRTUAL AMSTERDAM
Great ideas for
developing the
Coffeehouse Culture concept.
But who wants
to be a millionaire?
We want art.

BUSINESS
There comes a
time when we all
need a little
help. But this
only deals with this site. Some help,
huh!?

HELP
...
THE FIRST STEP IN REVEALING THE MOST SECRET SECRETS
enter THE INNER SANCTUM and all
will be revealed
Interested in unusual
business ideas
CLICK HERE TO SEE
OUR HELP WANTED AD
So, what
can we
tell ya?
If you smoke dope you
are going to love this
site like you love your
mother (but in a very
different way) and if
you don't smoke and
have a brain, you are
going to love some of it.
If you do not have a
sense of humour (sorry
America) and are a
prude or narrow
minded, you probably
won't like any of it.
So . . . . smokers, it is
time to roll a big one
and . . . . well, why not
take a look at issue two
of the e-zine the site is
named for? If you've
been here before you
know what to expect
-- lots of words. If you
liked issue one, you
are probably going to
want to sleep with
issue two. We are
pretty proud of issue
one but issue two . . . .
well, maybe you ought
to take a look. If you
haven't been here
before, you are in for
a surprise. Just take a
look at the left hand side
panel if you want to know
what we're about.
And, non-smokers? Are
you still with us? What
can we say that might fill
the void in your pleasure
zone? How about: get a
nice comfy chair? Okay.
•••••••••
ALSO IN
ISSUE TWO
Spiritual wisdom and ancient knowledge

Guidence and advice
to help you
negotiate life's
rocky path

Real World
reality techniques
to shape your
future

Information that will increase your
sense of well-being
and joy

The
Coffeehouse
Culture
Smugness
Zone
IT'S ALL ON THE BACK PAGES
Visit Cunning Stunts, our hilarious tribute to human intelligence.
Enjoy the high feel-good factor as we bring you more of the Darwin Awards
And don't miss our tribute to George Bush
Join us as we visit Mr Filth's House of Sleaze
And give the finger to political correctness with Mr & Miss Ogyny
Plus some stunning punning and much more
DISEASE
DESPAIR AND
D'ATH
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